change of direction

I've decided to write about my exploits at work. Thinking back on things I've said and done, it really only makes sense to write about it. It's some seriously funny stuff.

New Mogism entry

Mogism-

1. I have a hole, what do you want me to fill it with?
2. Which hole do you want me to stick it in?
3. Have you seen the tongue on this thing?
4. Can you hold this, it keeps going limp on me?
5. What I stick in my rectum is none of your concern.
6. I'd give you a sucker but my last one is in my rectum.
7. Have you seen my thingy?  I know I stuck it somewhere...
8. Would you stick this in your mouth?
9. Its really dirty down here, do you have anything I can wipe this off with?