change of direction

I've decided to write about my exploits at work. Thinking back on things I've said and done, it really only makes sense to write about it. It's some seriously funny stuff.
First of all there are three of us at work, for the most part I will only be mentioning one other than myself. I'll refer to him as the Boss.
Secondly, there is this imaginary thing we call the book. It's a collection of all the things I've said that were totally inappropriate, whether on purpose or by accident. These things always get put in the book and never repeated.  I'm always trying to remember what was said and post it here.  I hope you can appreciate these as much as I do.